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Pawtucket played the Richmond Braves today and won in 17 (!) innings. I hope the fans stayed hydrated, else they probably looked like jerky by the final out. And 'member Richmond's Scott Thorman? I said he was big and burly and cute and could hit? He's playing his first MLB game today in Atlanta. He looks smokin'.

I'm going away for a few days. Please entertain yourself with the following:

MLB NICKNAMES
Please provide the actual player name for the stupid nickname.
1. Sexy Space Alien
2. Man Sandwich
3. Mask
4. Pudgy Boy (hint: it's not Ivan Rodriguez)
5. Tonto
6. Douchebag
7. Pumpkinhead
8. Good For Nothing
9. Uncle Todd
10. Rootin' Tootin'

Bonus: What AL East player's curves are kickin'?