guidelines posted in the Pawtucket Red Sox clubhouse PART 3

WHAT IS A QUALITY PLATE APPEARANCE? (QPA)
- An at-bat where you swing at pitches in your zone up until 2 strikes
- An at-bat where you compete and battle the pitcher if you do get to 2 strikes (2K approach)
- An at-bat where you execute an assigned task (hit&run/sac bunt/move runner over/score runner from 3rd with less than 2 out/move runners)
- The hitter does not change his... (illegible)

Maybe that last one is "underpants"!