kiss me on the bus

I have returned from my midwestern experience, where when they ask you if you want a sack, you should not say, "No, a regular bag will be fine."

I only just barely missed seeing the I-Cubs, which is what they call the Iowa Cubs(AAA). I stayed in Ames which isn't far from the state capitol. Well, how would you feel?

How have the PawSox been doing?

Minneapolis is windy like the space shuttle was expensive to build. I'm talking newspaper boxes blowing over and umbrellas inside-outing. I guess that's why they call it the Windy City!

In this photo you will behold love o' my life, Torii Hunter. Doggie-style. He plays that wall like Yaz might have played the wall over here.

I have the same birthday as Roger Clemens.

That's all for tonight.