Longtime Rochester/Minn. roster stuffing Garrett Jones has been snapped up by the Pirates org.Trot Nixon's been signed by the Brewers to a minor league contract with a ST invite.
Former Pawsox great Lenny Dinardo's been signed by the Royals to a minor league contract with a ST invite.
Super position player Joe Thurston has been signed to a minor league contract by the Cardinals. I'll miss him most of all!
Flipside knuckleballer and inferior golfer Charlie Haeger has been booted by the Padres.
Matt Clement's been signed to a minor league contract by Toronto. Had this happened last year, I may have seen him. But now their AAA franchise is in Las Vegas.
I'll bet Matt Clement is now completely musclebound and angry. I'll bet he even grew a hardship goatee.
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