July 4th - The Pawtucket Red Sox are scheduled to play the SWB Yankees at their park in Moosic, PA. Game time is 7pm. The game is not played because the outfield is a swampy, wet mess. Allegedly.
July 5th - The Pawtucket Red Sox are scheduled to play the SWB Yankees at their park in Moosic, PA. Game time is 5pm.
The game is not played due to 'unplayable field conditions'. On a beautiful sunny day.
Everyone is mad.
Finally, the teams play a double header yesterday. Pawtucket loses both of them. Michael Bowden and Charlie Zink compete to see who can be the most sub par.
I can't imagine what a bunch of restless jocks do during a weekend in Moosic, PA. There's only so much weight-lifting, batting practice, and lite beer drinking a man can do. Good thing Transformers 2 just came out!
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