6.23.2011

Baby Chris Carter is upwardly mobile.


"Yeah, Durham was pretty lame. You could smell Ruggiano's BO all the way from left field. The Braves love me, bro. Hey, sometimes you need a change. I was gonna even change my at-bat music to 'He's a Magic Man' by that fat chick, but some douche in Toledo already uses it."

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