11.01.2012

2012 Granite State Baseball Dinner

Yeah, I don't think so.

Cecil Fielder and Wade Boggs will be there. Of course, Carpenter will be there participating in auctions and being a smug douche all night. And everyone slobbers all over him. Too gross for words.

It costs $80. For charity! I think even if I did want to go, I doubt there would be anyone willing to pony up the dough to come with. I have had a good time in the past but it's just too much money for very little payoff.

Besides, has Chris Carpenter ever conquered the LARGEST CORN MAZE IN VERMONT?!


2 comments:

Jenks said...

That photo is from the Largest Corn Maze in Vermont, which I conquered!!! At night!

Max Tyler said...

I'm sorry but where is the granite there? Anyway, that corn maze is pretty scary.