Brentz, just admit it.

I do not buy this gun-accidentally-going-off story. Why is it always my responsibility to whip up a scathing exposé?

I feel like this story secretly involves lots of alcohol and some Tennessee justice. Kind of like a honky-tonk barfight, but trashier.

Doesn't anybody care about the truth any more?

And then with the blizzard.

2013 was not a good year for anybody. I'm calling it.